WMB Drivers

["Rich" <studio@bennington.edu>]

So tonight this older guy and his wife are tooling through Main Street (here
in Manchester, VT) at about 7 mph. It's night time...there's nothing to
see...and nothing is open (except maybe the Ben & Jerry's). Still this guy
is driving his monkey-shit brown early '90's 3 series slower than death. So
I give him a quick flash with the high beams to hopefully get him to move
along. Keep in mind that I installed the PIAA Super White bulbs a while
back. Highly recommended! I could see his bald pate light up quite clearly
through the back window. Then, this jerk hits his brakes hard! I pull around
him, (on the right hand side cause that's the only place there's room to
pass) and continue on my way. Unbelievably, this guy follows me into the
parking lot of the supermarket 1/3 mile down the road! 

He says     "Sir. do you have a problem?"
I say       "Yes, you don't know how to drive, do you?"
He says     "I know how to drive, you passed me on the right!"
I say       "So?"
He says     "I'm writing down your license plate and am going to get the
police right now!"
I say       "I have a better idea, why don't you go f**k yourself, while I
go inside and buy some food?"

He looked pretty shocked. Then he rolled up his window and drove away.

I'm usually somewhat better behaved.

Rich
'95 90 Quattro Sport
(normally I would put my license plate {here}, but I'm incognito for the
rest of the night)