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Holiday Greeting (NO AUDI CONTENT)
Hi all! For use in our litiginous times...
Holiday Greeting
Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all
. . . A N D
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 1999, but not
without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great, (not to
imply that America is necessarily greater than any
other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the
western hemisphere,) and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification
or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.
MIKE 89 200tq (received from B Frame)