Great excuse

[Robert Myers <rmyers@inetone.net>]

A fellow bought a new Audi TT and was out on an interstate for a nice
evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair
and he decided to open her up.  As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he
suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.  "There ain't no way
they can catch a TT" he thought to himself and opened her up further. The
needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 140 with the lights still behind him.
"What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and
the car.  "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull-over. I don't
feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving
that I haven't heard before you can go!"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was  afraid
you were trying to give her back!" 

"Have a nice night", said the officer.



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   Bob
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