FW: Automobile Acronyms

[Gary Kaklikian <Gary.Kaklikian@digital.com>]

Had to forward this to the list to illustrate the BS propagating about
Audi's & VW's.


> Automobile Acronyms
>
> AUDI
> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
>
> BMW
> Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
> Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
>
> BUICK
> Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
>
> CHEVROLET
> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
>
> DODGE
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>
> FIAT
> Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
> Fix It All the Time
> Fix it again, Tony!
>
> FORD
> backwards-Driver Returns On Foot
> First On Race Day
> First On Rust and Deterioration
> Fix Or Repair Daily
> Found On Road, Dead
> Fault Of R&D
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
>
> GM
> General Maintenance
>
> GMC
> Garage Man's Companion
> Got A Mechanic Coming?
>
> HONDA
> Had One Never Did Again
>
> HYUNDAI
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
>
> MAZDA
> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
>
> OLDSMOBILE
> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular
> Leftover Equipment
>
> SAAB
> Send Another Automobile Back
> Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
>
> TOYOTA
> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>
> VOLVO
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>
> VW
> Virtually Worthless