You asked for this!

[Mike Arman <armanmik@n-jcenter.com>]

>From: Wallace White <wallace@remdesign.com>
>Subject: Re: '87 5k power steering rack questions...
>
>> Today, it's time to fix my mother's hydraulic system leaks.  After
cleaning up
>> everything under the hood Saturday and driving it around on errands
yesterday,
>> I've found that several of the hoses are cracked and weeping.  I haven't
yet
>> been able to determine whether the rack itself is leaking, though.
>
>Cue Mike Arman to sing the praises of the custom hydraulic hose...
>
>- - Wallace


OK, Wallace, remember, YOU ASKED FOR THIS!!!

(tune: Glory, Glory Hallelujah)

I went to see the dealer for a power steering hose,
I said I had an Audi and he looked down his nose,
"The hose you're gonna need will cost a million bucks"
I looked him in the eye and told him that he s*cks.

Chorus: (repeat as needed)

Audi dealer gonna screw ya,
Audi dealer gonna do ya,
They'll take all of your money and they cannot fix your car,
And even if you sue them you won't get very far.



I went to see my dealer for a can of Pentosin
He didn't even grease it before he shoved it in
It didn't make a difference; "Son, you need a rack"
Then I found Dan's Audi list and swore I'd not be back.

Chorus !!

I went and found the nearest commercial hydraulic shop
When he told me the price, I thought I was gonna drop
For twenty six bucks complete, he went and made me a new hose
I'm gonna take the old one and shove it up the dealer's nose.

Chorus !!!

If you want to drive an Audi and still have food to eat
Just read this Audi list because it simply can't be beat
The people on this list can only be called swell
and as far as I'm concerned, the dealer can go to hell!

Chorus !!!!

Best Regards,

Mike (the Bard) Arman