return of stolen audi

["R. Cummings" <cumm@flash.net>]

> Date: Mon, 22 Feb 1999 23:05:10 -0700 (MST)
> From: Eban Bell <ebell@wind.wwcc.cc.wy.us>
> Subject: return of stolen audi
>
> Hello everyone, I guess I should tell you what the story is behind my 4ksq
> being borrowed for a very scary amount of time. I let a very good looking
> girl at college use my car to go say goodbuy to her mother who was moving
> to Oklahoma. I let her use it at about 4:30 in the afternoon and it did
> not come back for almost two days. As you can imagine I spent almost the
> whole time sitting on the window sill waiting for my baby to come back
> (the car, not the hussy). It somehow came back with out a scratch but I
> can tell it was not happy with me. Well, I learned my lesson without
> having to pay the price. I used to let my friends use my old rabbit GTI
> and even my 77 VW camper bus and it never bothered me. There is something
> with these audi's. They are much more than just a car, THEY ARE WHAT LOVE
> IS ALL ABOUT AND MEANT TO BE.
>
> My dad said I had some explaining to do. Thank all of you who helped keep
> an eye out for her when she was gone I don't know what I would do if I
> did'nt have her. (Once again the car, not the hussy)
>
> Thanks
> Eban Bell
> 85 4000s quattro (still intacted, luckily)
> ebell@wind.wwcc.cc.wy.us

Wait a minute now. You let a very good looking girl borrow your car and when
she is late you call your father???? And then you worry more about the car
than the girl. What's going on in Wyoming? Are the men in the black
helicopters of the One World Order draining the testosterone from the future
leaders of our country?

Or is it just a case of badly mixed up priorities?

Puzzled,

Bob Cummings
87 Coupe GT - Any good looking girls out there want to borrow it?