Girlfriend to wife upgrade

["Eric Pipas" <quattro@dreamscape.com>]

Tech Support Request
From: Q-Lister

Last year I upgraded girlrfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Audi repair 5.2 and motor cycle riding 2.5 no longer
run, crashing the sytem whenever selected. I am thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 1.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you help me ???

Dear Q-List member....

 This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everythng. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge from the system
once installed.

  You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to
do this.Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or wife 2.0, but end up
with more problems than the original sytem...........
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I Just thought the list needed a little humor after all the rhetoric about
the FWD V.S. Quattro issue. From where I stand if you have VW Stamped on
you engine block you have a place on the list...........Right or wrong that
is my opinion. And as a very great American once said, although I may
disagree with what you have to say, I will fight to the death for yor right
to say it. On or off the "Quattro" List.

Eric Pipas
87 5KCSTQ
95 A6 NON QUATTRO
86 BMW 325i