Brazilian Quattro joke

["Graydon D. Stuckey" <graydon@apollo.kettering.edu>]

Guys,

	I got this from my cousin who lives in Brazil.  I don't think he 
realises that I own a Quattro, so it was very amusing to get this from 
him.  :-)

Five rich Brazilians headed to Europe and while in Germany couldn't resist the temptation and bought a German car.  They continued their tour of Europe driving it around.  Arriving at the border of Portugal the border guard wouldn't let them through.  
"Is there some problem here officer?"
"Yes there are five of you in an Audi Quattro."
"But what is the problem with that?  Here is the licencing information and in it it  says very clearly that this is a five passenger vehicle."
"I am sorry but my boss says that only four can travel in an Audi Quattro."
"We would like to talk to your boss, this is ridiculous."
"I am sorry but my boss is very busy right now."
"Busy doing what?"
"Busy with the two gentlemen that want to come into our country in a Fiat Uno."

(Can't you tell that Brazilians like to use the Portuguese for the brunt
of their jokes!!)

Later,
Graydon