Re: Radar - was: Another speeding ticket question

["Robert B." <robbrauns@bb.eulink.net>]

Hi Paul:

Great joke.

Expect to hear from Phil re: English cooking...

Here 's another joke for everyone to make your day:

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe.
He spends years with them, teaching them Reading, Writing,
Math, and Science.  One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives
birth to a white child.

The members of the tribe are shocked, and the chief pulls the
professor aside and says, "Look here!  You're the only white man
we've ever seen and this woman gave birth to a white child.  It
doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "Oh no, Chief. You're mistaken.  What you
have here is a natural occurrence ... what we in the civilized world
call an albino!  Look at that field over there.  All of the sheep are
white except for one black one.  Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "I'll tell you what.
You don't say anything more about the sheep and I won't say
anything more about the baby."

Enjoy...

Rob

P.S. Sorry for the non-Audi content.

P.P.S. I have tons of jokes on my computer in all flavors and colors, so if
anyone is interested in more, please email off list...