RE: over/under bet - T*rson Thread

[Greg Amy <grega@pobox.com>]

Earlier today, ScottJ (aka QSHIPQ) spewed the following:

> I can remember quite an 
> impressive driver resume, care to *add* something? 

No, Scott, but thanks for the compliment. However, unlike you, I can drive
the piss outta my T*orsen-equipped Audi car, rain or shine, track or street,
without spinning the car and coming up with some BS excuses for poor driving
techniques.

I seem to recall someone's website with their car dumped into a snow bank,
standing next to it with a sh*t-eating grin. That wouldn't happed to have
been scored to a "spider bite", eh Scott?

> I wasn't the one that referenced the paper, but happy to use it 
> for discussion.

ScottJ, you haven't "used" anything. All you've done is wasted a lot of
time, bandwidth, and disk space to try and convince a group of people that
you're "smart". Maybe it worked, maybe it didn't; I'll leave that up to each
individual reader.

In my opinion, if you were really smart you've have used actual facts (you
know, information?) from that paper to bolster your claims, rather than
letting everyone know that you've managed to memorize the identification
number and implying that you might have actually read it.

The only actually accomplishment you've done in the meantime is be extremely
annoying.

> Hey Greg, do you own it yet?

I don't need it ScottJ. I drive the car well regardless of its handling
characteristics. I don't need to know why you can't.

Hell, I haven't read the paper, don't intend to, and don't need to. I don't
make excuses, I drive the car. Bullshit walks.

> Warning Greg:  In order to get the count exactly right, 
> everyone including 
> you, would need to read ALL my posts.   I'm laughing with you 
> at your post 

I'm laughing at you, bud. After your heartfelt warmest concerns for the
Quattro list archives that you chunked about last week, you don't even know
how to use them. All I have to do is a archives search, and count the
numbers.

(You must be a real happy guy; you seem to laugh at so many people...)

DOH!