Election e-mails - NAC

[cobram at juno.com]

Robert Myers <rmyers at oak.total-web.net> writes:

> 	"Due to expected high voter turnout it is suggested that 
> Republicans vote 
> on Tuesday and that Democrats vote on Wednesday."

Oh yeah, it happened, and the ONE guy who believed it was in such a hurry
to vote that he tied a JATO to his Chevrolet Impala, but went so fast he
melted the wheels and went into the side of a mountain.  I hear the
largest piece they found was the size of the worms they use in McDonalds
hamburgers.   Coroners managed to identify the body because one week
prior to this he woke up in a Mexican motel bathtub covered in ice with a
big scar,  forensic reconstruciton determined that the victim of the JATO
incident had recently had a kidney removed with a butter knife.  Upon
investigating the victims residence detectives found that his computer
had been  invaded by a pure ascii virus minutes after reading the ill
fated Wednesday voting message.  If only he had opted to drive his 1986
Quattro 20VT Automatic Avant to the polls, he'd be alive today.

BCNU,
Cobram at Juno.Com
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Flats/1469/

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