Election e-mails - NAC

[Robert Myers]

I appreciate the humor.  However, this report was presented not as humor 
but as a serious news item.  Perhaps I was simply taken in by a ruse but if 
I were then I suspect that the news reporter was also taken in in the same way.

At 03:10 PM 11/12/00, cobram at juno.com wrote:

>Robert Myers <rmyers at oak.total-web.net> writes:
>
> >       "Due to expected high voter turnout it is suggested that
> > Republicans vote
> > on Tuesday and that Democrats vote on Wednesday."
>
>Oh yeah, it happened, and the ONE guy who believed it was in such a hurry
>to vote that he tied a JATO to his Chevrolet Impala, but went so fast he
>melted the wheels and went into the side of a mountain.  I hear the
>largest piece they found was the size of the worms they use in McDonalds
>hamburgers.   Coroners managed to identify the body because one week
>prior to this he woke up in a Mexican motel bathtub covered in ice with a
>big scar,  forensic reconstruciton determined that the victim of the JATO
>incident had recently had a kidney removed with a butter knife.  Upon
>investigating the victims residence detectives found that his computer
>had been  invaded by a pure ascii virus minutes after reading the ill
>fated Wednesday voting message.  If only he had opted to drive his 1986
>Quattro 20VT Automatic Avant to the polls, he'd be alive today.
>
>BCNU,
>Cobram at Juno.Com
>http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Flats/1469/
>
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Bob
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