Election e-mails - NAC

[David Head]

Need to listen to talk radio more often. This was discussed with great humor by
Limbaugh, Imus, Boortz, Stern and plenty of others. It made NBC and Fox evening
news on Monday night before the election.
There were multiple emails floating around with either side voting on Wednesday.

Robert Myers wrote:

> I appreciate the humor.  However, this report was presented not as humor
> but as a serious news item.  Perhaps I was simply taken in by a ruse but if
> I were then I suspect that the news reporter was also taken in in the same way.
>
> At 03:10 PM 11/12/00, cobram at juno.com wrote:
>
> >Robert Myers <rmyers at oak.total-web.net> writes:
> >
> > >       "Due to expected high voter turnout it is suggested that
> > > Republicans vote
> > > on Tuesday and that Democrats vote on Wednesday."
> >
> >Oh yeah, it happened, and the ONE guy who believed it was in such a hurry
> >to vote that he tied a JATO to his Chevrolet Impala, but went so fast he
> >melted the wheels and went into the side of a mountain.  I hear the
> >largest piece they found was the size of the worms they use in McDonalds
> >hamburgers.   Coroners managed to identify the body because one week
> >prior to this he woke up in a Mexican motel bathtub covered in ice with a
> >big scar,  forensic reconstruciton determined that the victim of the JATO
> >incident had recently had a kidney removed with a butter knife.  Upon
> >investigating the victims residence detectives found that his computer
> >had been  invaded by a pure ascii virus minutes after reading the ill
> >fated Wednesday voting message.  If only he had opted to drive his 1986
> >Quattro 20VT Automatic Avant to the polls, he'd be alive today.
> >
> >BCNU,
> >Cobram at Juno.Com
> >http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Flats/1469/
> >
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> Bob
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