New to the list

[Beatty, Robert]

R O F L M A O!!!!! :)

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Unka Bart [SMTP:gatorojo at earthlink.net]
> Sent:	Tuesday, October 03, 2000 7:25 PM
> To:	brodgers at ofdc.on.ca; Quattro List
> Subject:	Re: New to the list
> 
> Good day to you, Bryan, ol' rutabaga,
> 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From:	Bryan Rodgers [SMTP:brodgers at ofdc.on.ca]
> > Sent:	Tuesday, October 03, 2000 2:57 PM
> > To:	Quattro at Audifans. Com (E-mail)
> > Subject:	FW:
> >
> > if this list is full of 'a-holes'... ...I don't know why I bothered...
> >
> > B
> 
> Do forgive yer kindly ol' Unka Bart for evesdropping, but I couldn't help
> overhearing your plaintive whin... er, cry.
> 
> Do allow me to set the record straight, once and for all.  Watch carefully
> now, (Look, nothin' up my sleeve...) here is the definitive answer to your
> question.
> 
> No.
> 
> The list is full of nice, knowledgable, friendly and *very* helpful people
> who own and love Audis; some of whom own or love (or both) other marques
> as
> well.  But one thing that the list has a very definite paucity of, is
> a-holes. I can assure you unequivocally that the list is not *full* of
> a-holes.
> 
> There's me, of course.
> 
> And now, you, naturally; that goes without saying.
> 
> But, alas, that number, small as it assuredly is, is  really quite
> sufficient to fully meet Q-list requirements in that department.
> 
> And now that you have finally arrived, there are no longer any open
> vacancies in that department.
> 
> But why, might I politely enquire, do you ask?  Did you have a fellow
> asshole that you wanted to invite to enjoy the benefits of the list?  We'd
> be happy to have your friend, but regrettably, due to the fact that we
> currently have no vacancies in that department, either you, or your
> friend,
> will have to fill one of the many "Good Guy Regular Lister" vacancies.
> 
> I know it's a tough decision to make, but there you have it.  Either you,
> or s/he has got to straighten up and fly right.  And frankly, and please
> don't take offense at this, Bryon, ol' Kumquat, I simply do not believe
> you
> have what it takes to be a *real* a-hole, over the long haul.  Might yer
> kindly ol' unka Bart suggest that you take one of those other vacancies,
> and leave that a-hole slot for someone better qualified, in that
> department?
> 
> And thank you for asking, it's always a treat to do something nice for a
> fellow lister!
> 
> Yer Kindly ol' Unka Bart
> Designated List A-hole
> (owned a bunch of cars, just too old to be able to remember 'em...)
>