SJM Web Page Humor

[Steve Jensen]

Has anyone ever scrolled down to the "Warnings and Cautions" section of
Scott Mockry's main page and actually _read_ it?  (yes I'm bored this
evening)  It's actually pretty funny.  My favorites:

- Your fingers "will" fit between the drive belts and the pulley when the
engine is running and they won't look the same when they come out.

- Repairing vehicles with a dry cleaning plastic bag over your head, may
cause suffocation.

- Rotating Radiator fan blades make the Ronco Vegamatic look like a toy.
Watch your fingers!

and the best one...

- Buckle up (your pants) and save yourself from certain embarrassment while
working on your car.

-Steve Jensen
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