SJM Web Page Humor

[Todd Phenneger]

Heh Heh,
  Yea Steve,  I read it maybe 6 months ago.  I got the same
laughs.  Nice humor Scott!
l8r
  Todd

--- Steve Jensen <sjensen at mindspring.com> wrote:
> Has anyone ever scrolled down to the "Warnings and Cautions"
> section of
> Scott Mockry's main page and actually _read_ it?  (yes I'm
> bored this
> evening)  It's actually pretty funny.  My favorites:
> 
> - Your fingers "will" fit between the drive belts and the
> pulley when the
> engine is running and they won't look the same when they come
> out.
> 
> - Repairing vehicles with a dry cleaning plastic bag over your
> head, may
> cause suffocation.
> 
> - Rotating Radiator fan blades make the Ronco Vegamatic look
> like a toy.
> Watch your fingers!
> 
> and the best one...
> 
> - Buckle up (your pants) and save yourself from certain
> embarrassment while
> working on your car.
> 
> -Steve Jensen
> 87 5kcstq
> 87 5kcstqw
> 


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