Mirror adhesive

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> easy... take your SO out...park somewhere dark and
> quiet... remove all necessary clothes...recline
> seat...get frisky.... get dressed.

> if my experience is anything to go by an errant foot
> will have neatly dislodged the mirror

Heh.  Seen the A4 Avant commercial?

Misty forest road - A4 Avant, passengers invisible.  Sweeps through
forest roads to lakeside and parks on grass facing lake.

Short pause.

Grunting sounds.  Vehicle starts to sway rythmically.  More grunting,
intensifying.  Swaying gets worse.  Sudden sigh - release of breath.

Then the rear hatch opens and a couple in wet suits climb out to go
wind-surfing.

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 Phil Payne
 UK Audi quattro Owners Club
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