LAC!! RE: 16' performance tires on new A4

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Oh man- I'd love to drive an M1 Abrams to work. Jammed traffic? No problem.
Rubberneckers? No problem. There are very few traffic problems that a few
rounds of HEAT can't clear up. :-)

The downside? It uses a lot of gas. Imagine rolling up to a gas station in
one of those. Especially in NJ, where they have to pump the gas. :-)
At least you don't need premium fuel.

If I bought an SUV, I'd outfit it for full on-road intimidation:
2-door Chevy Tahoe
TJM bull bar with spikes welded on the front
Hella Rallye 4000 HID driving lights
Dual spotlights mounted above the mirrors
Switchable Hella Rallye 3000 floods mounted below rear bumper for those
pesky tailgaters
Lowered 3" for better on-road handling
13" Brembo brake system
Supercharger
PA system for yelling at inconsiderate drivers
Kevlar armored body panels and bullet resistant glass
Tinted windows
Firing ports for pesky carjackers

Make mine black. :-)

Taka