seeing double

[Brett Dikeman]

On Mon, 9 Apr 2001 C1J1Miller at aol.com wrote:

>I think there are more exotics such as Ferarris in town than V8s or 200s.

Indeed; one of whom I had the pleasure of reporting to the NH state
police for dangerous driving.  The conversation with the 911 operator was
pretty funny.

"Yes, hi, I'm calling to report a dangerous driver on route
so-and-so.  Red Ferrari convertible; he's tailgating, using the breakdown
lane, cutting through traffic, etc."

"Did you get the plate, sir?"

"Lady, how many long blond-haired Fabio look-alikes driving red Ferrari
XYZ convertibles do you think there are in Windham?"

(laughing) "Good point.  Thanks for calling it in, have a good evening."

Of course, it's been a year, so I'm probably telling it wrong...

B