Why I Drive An Audi

[Rob]

- All the expensive repairs and parts peeves off my wife :-).
- There is never a "boring" drive to work. Some of the more "exciting" drives included headlights strobing, rad fan staying on until the battery died, front control arm snapping, windows going down but not back up, sunroof opening but not closing, oil cooler line breaking releasing engine oil, plastic rad end breaking off dropping all the coolant, idle surging to 2000 rpm while stopped. There's something new and refreshing everyday :-).
- Its not everyone that can say, "This car was once worth $50 000 brand new."
- All the neighbours think I'm an "Audi Mechanic" when they see me for hours at a time leaning over the engine under the hood. Chicks dig Audi Mechanics. Chicks would be bummed if they really knew I was crying under the hood for hours wondering why none of the 12 repairs I just made will make the engine turn over.
- If I ever hit anybody I can claim "Unintended Acceleration" and get away with it. So what if its a five speed.
- Chicks like it when you say, "Owdi". They also like the heated seats, if they work.
- Friends are impressed when you push the keyhole to open trunk.
- Kids like the different colour exhaust at Christmas time.

That pretty much sums up, "Why I Drive an Audi".

Rob Bucci
86 5000 Quattro Turbo


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