Little Red Ticket Machine

[dawson-md]

There is a loud mouth obnoxious lawyer with a radio talk show here in town
who was ticketed by a city cop for speeding. The loud mouth obnoxious lawyer
was following the cop who was speeding (with impunity) on the interstate
that runs through town. The loud mouth obnoxious lawyer went to court, as
expected, and told the judge that he wasn't going any faster than the cop.
The cop told the judge that he was only speeding to "pace" the loud mouth
obnoxious lawyer to see how fast he would go. The judge didn't buy it and
threw the ticket out. Of course the loud mouth obnoxious lawyer was usually
at the courthouse anyway so it cost him only at few minutes of his time, the
cop probably got overtime pay for his appearance so he had nothing to lose.
The loud mouth obnoxious lawyer won bragging rites which he exercised to the
fullest as only a loud mouth obnoxious lawyer would.

Did I mention that this lawyer is obnoxious and a loud mouth?

Mike
'83 UrQ
'84 4Kq
'87 5Ktq
'77 Ferrari 308 GT4