Tickets & Red Cars

[J. Lyons]

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I am one of the lucky ones. I have not gotten a ticket in years. Quite fran=
kly, I should probably get at least one a day! I am not a menace to the hig=
hways and byways, I just love to drive my Tornado Red CGT Turbo fast (like =
there is any other way). Hell, I drove fast prior to the turbo conversion. =
But for whatever reasons I haven't been stopped.

I have, however, developed a theory.  It occurs to me that the Audi Gods (y=
ou know them, their the guys that popped my head gasket last year & grenade=
d my tranny earlier this year) want my wallet on their altar. If they prote=
ct me from Johnny Law then I will be able to afford whatever level of amuse=
ment they throw at me next.

It may not be a fair trade, but it beats driving anything else!

Jason
84 CGT Turbo

p.s. It was real hard to type this and knock on wood at the same time :>) !
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