OT: The Thoughtless Man's Guide to Valentine's Day

[quattro toronto]

nah! think of it as emergency a$$-savers


>From: Lawrence C Leung <l.leung at juno.com>
>To: quattro_toronto at hotmail.com
>CC: quattro at audifans.com
>Subject: Re: OT:  The Thoughtless Man's Guide to Valentine's Day
>Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 17:43:28 -0500
>
>Voice of Experience??????
>
>On Wed, 14 Feb 2001 10:17:58 -0500 "quattro toronto"
><quattro_toronto at hotmail.com> writes:
> >For when you care enough to get something on the way home from work
> >
> >Emergency gift #1:
> >The Schoolboy Crush
> >Instructions: Buy a box of kids' valentines and a disposable Polaroid
> >
> >camera. Write sexy, cute messages on the valentines, then take goofy
> >pictures of yourself and stick them in the envelopes. Hide them where
> >she'll
> >stumble over them -- behind her toothbrush, on top of the dog. Sell
> >the
> >whole thing with a You-still-make-me-feel-like-a-schoolkid demeanor.
> >
> >Emergency gift #2:
> >Instant Picnic
> >Instructions: Head for the grocery store and buy a baguette, cheese,
> >wine,
> >fresh fruit, and ice cream. Go home and spread out a blanket on the
> >living-room floor. Light candles and play music. Talk in a silly
> >French
> >accent.
> >
> >
> >Emergency gift #3:
> >Bath in a Bag
> >Instructions: Stop at the drugstore on your way home from work. Buy a
> >
> >decorative gift bag and stuff it with as many bath products as you can
> >find
> >(bubble bath, sponge, shampoo, lotion). Attach a note that says,
> >"Tonight,
> >your body is in my hands." Flash your eyebrows; wink and head for the
> >bath.
> >(She'll faint with pleasure if you've actually cleaned the bath,
> >too.)
> >
> >Emergency gift #4:
> >Movie Night
> >Instructions: Go to the video store and rent the first movie you ever
> >
> >watched together in the theater. She'll be so touched you remember
> >that she
> >won't even notice that this gift cost you $2.99. Make popcorn, drink
> >wine,
> >and see if that old stretch-your-arm-around-her-shoulder trick still
> >works.
> >
> >Emergency gift #5:
> >The Magical Mystery Tour
> >Instructions: Pick her up after work, but don't tell her where you're
> >going.
> >Then take her on a tour of places that are special to the two of you
> >-- the
> >bar where you had your first date, the park where you dropped the
> >L-bomb,
> >the parking lot where you dropped your virginity. At each spot,
> >reminisce
> >about your relationship. Memories are almost as good for her as ESPN
> >Classics are for you.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >
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