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[Don M]

On January 14, 2001 Kneale wrote:

> You forgot the smiley, Don, so I put it in the subject line for you.   Hey,
> when are we having that group purchase of the steering wheel pilot nut
> removal wrench?
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Smiley???  Oh, that...I don't own one of those but do you know where I can buy 
one?  Maybe we can add the "smiley" to the group purchase and for each "smiley" 
purchased we would donate 100% of the proceeds to Dan.  I know I'd be willing 
to pay $5.00 plus postage for a genuine "Audifans Smiley."

However, group purchases should be well thought out and organized.  Since 
KaleCo is introducing new products daily and at 30,000+ hits/day and the 
possibility of an IPO I have other things on my mind.  I don't know whether to 
dump my portfolio and go for the outright buy or wait for the IPO.  I've heard 
rumors Playtex is diversifying and making a move into the auto sector with the 
hope that such a move will sway stockholders to continue to support their 
sagging share prices so I'd hate to miss this opportunity because I was too 
busy trying to organize a group purchase. <insert simulation of a genuine 
Audifans Smiley>

Don