How not sell a car (a rant)

[Andrew Buc]

On Mon, 18 Jun 2001 12:18:27 -0500, Jenny Curtis wrote:

>2.  Always remind the prospective buyer that they're purchasing a
>death trap. One couple told us not to worry about the missing
>seatbelts in the Fiat because if you get into a crash in a convertable
>you're going to die anyway.  Now that's salesmanship!

Tell the buyer that if he wears seat belts, he'll be trapped in the
car, and he's better off being thrown out. :)