Warning - warning - Monkey Lad alert!!!!!

[Jim Green]

--- Mike Arman <armanmik at n-jcenter.com> wrote:
> 
> >From: "lucas daye" <lucasdaye at home.com>
> >To: <quattro at audifans.com>
> >Subject: Brake Light
> >Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2001 11:18:42 -0700
> >
> >Just this weekend, my brake light warning system,
> (yellow) came on. I think
> >I have the UFO's on my V8, soooooo.....am I able to
> take my V8 to the
> >nearest Sears to do the brake pads or am I in for a
> world of hurt? Any
> >insight , suggestions, comments or concerns would
> be appreciated. Thanks in
> >advance . Lucius.
> 
> 
> Warning! Warning!
> 
> 
> Don't EVER take your car to Sears (or similar
> places) for brake pads or for
> ANYTHING else - the people who work there are known
> as "monkey lads" - do
> an archive search on that term - and their technical
> abilities are sorely
> taxed by the average wheelbarrow.
> 
> They will uttely DESTROY everything they touch on
> your car, charge you out
> the Wazoo (or whatever other bodily orfice you
> prefer), and claim it was
> like that (i.e. "broken") when you drove it in, so
> they don't owe you any
> money to go somewhere else to get it fixed right.
> 
> Audis, especially V-8 Audis, are orders of magnitude
> more complex than
> ANYTHING these monkey lads have EVER seen, and
> unless you have an aversion
> to having a running car and money in your bank
> account, give Sears and
> their so-called service centers a WIDE berth - stay
> WELL AWAY.
> 
> You have been warned!
> 
> 
> Best Regards,
> 
> Mike Arman

I second that, I am personally never shopping at Sears
again for anything, especially car service.  They
would probably look at my car and tell me that it had
been in a bad accident, then say who ever repaired it
put the wrong engine in, and that it was unsafe to
drive until it was fixed.  Then tell me the work had a
1 year warranty, and when you actually bring it in for
a warranty, they say what warranty?  Ughh.


=====
Jim Green
'89 90tq 
http://www.geocities.com/jeg1976/

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