Off Color, On topic

[Kent McLean]

My apologies in advance, but this has Audi content.
Delete now to spare yourself ...

 > A german tourist in London approached a prostitute and asked for sex.
 > After giving him her price list he explained he was a bit kinky, to which
 > she replied that it did'nt matter as long as he was prepared to pay.
 >
 > She took him back to her room and stripped off. He delved into his
 > rucksack and took out four coiled springs.
 >
 > "What the hell do you want me to do with these?" she asked.
 >
 > He replied, "Tie one on each elbow and one on each knee and get
 > down on all fours". This she did. He went back into his bag and
 > pulled out a duck whistle. "Now blow on this," he said.
 >
 > She started blowing on the whistle and he got down to business from
 > behind. She was really uncomfortable but gradually got into the rhythm
 > of things and was bouncing along enjoying it more and more. When she
 > reached climax it was the best she had ever had in her life and she was
 > out of her mind with ecstasy.
 >
 > Once she had calmed down she turned to the tourist and said, "That
 > was brilliant. What was it?"
 >
 > To which he replied, "Foursprung Duck Technique."