Off Color, On topic (GREAT HUMOR)

[paul fernandes]

Hey that's pretty good...

paul



--- Kent McLean <kentmclean at mindspring.com> wrote:
> My apologies in advance, but this has Audi content.
> Delete now to spare yourself ...
>
>  > A german tourist in London approached a
> prostitute and asked for sex.
>  > After giving him her price list he explained he
> was a bit kinky, to which
>  > she replied that it did'nt matter as long as he
> was prepared to pay.
>  >
>  > She took him back to her room and stripped off.
> He delved into his
>  > rucksack and took out four coiled springs.
>  >
>  > "What the hell do you want me to do with these?"
> she asked.
>  >
>  > He replied, "Tie one on each elbow and one on
> each knee and get
>  > down on all fours". This she did. He went back
> into his bag and
>  > pulled out a duck whistle. "Now blow on this," he
> said.
>  >
>  > She started blowing on the whistle and he got
> down to business from
>  > behind. She was really uncomfortable but
> gradually got into the rhythm
>  > of things and was bouncing along enjoying it more
> and more. When she
>  > reached climax it was the best she had ever had
> in her life and she was
>  > out of her mind with ecstasy.
>  >
>  > Once she had calmed down she turned to the
> tourist and said, "That
>  > was brilliant. What was it?"
>  >
>  > To which he replied, "Foursprung Duck Technique."
>


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