Off Color, On topic (GREAT HUMOR)

[Michael Riebs / Audi V8]

Yeah, thanks Kent. That was funny.

In Denmark there are books with "translitterations" of proverbs and other
sayings. The Danish books would only be funny if you understand Danish.
Things like Auld Lang Syne - if you are Danish-English bi-lingual - could be
understood as the drawing indicates: An old woman, holding a book she's
reading at arms length - Old and far-sighted. That one is from the book
"Engelske undersættelser". or English translitterations.

In the book "Danske undersættelser" There's a drawing of some ducklings in a
mote surrounding a fortress. Eyvind (and other Scandinavians) will
understand the subtext: "Fortællinger" - the English double meaning would be
"Fort Ducklings" (Fort-ællinger), but the correct translation of the word is
"Stories".

Playing on languages has always struck my funnybone.

Michael L. Riebs
Grand Rapids, Michigan

'90 V8Q
'98 A6QA

www.1stchoicegranite.com

----- Original Message -----
From: "paul fernandes" <paulfern2000 at yahoo.com>
To: "Kent McLean" <kentmclean at mindspring.com>; <quattro at audifans.com>
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2002 8:20 AM
Subject: Re: Off Color, On topic (GREAT HUMOR)


> Hey that's pretty good...
>
> paul
>
>
>
> --- Kent McLean <kentmclean at mindspring.com> wrote:
> > My apologies in advance, but this has Audi content.
> > Delete now to spare yourself ...
> >
> >  > A german tourist in London approached a
> > prostitute and asked for sex.
> >  > After giving him her price list he explained he
> > was a bit kinky, to which
> >  > she replied that it did'nt matter as long as he
> > was prepared to pay.
> >  >
> >  > She took him back to her room and stripped off.
> > He delved into his
> >  > rucksack and took out four coiled springs.
> >  >
> >  > "What the hell do you want me to do with these?"
> > she asked.
> >  >
> >  > He replied, "Tie one on each elbow and one on
> > each knee and get
> >  > down on all fours". This she did. He went back
> > into his bag and
> >  > pulled out a duck whistle. "Now blow on this," he
> > said.
> >  >
> >  > She started blowing on the whistle and he got
> > down to business from
> >  > behind. She was really uncomfortable but
> > gradually got into the rhythm
> >  > of things and was bouncing along enjoying it more
> > and more. When she
> >  > reached climax it was the best she had ever had
> > in her life and she was
> >  > out of her mind with ecstasy.
> >  >
> >  > Once she had calmed down she turned to the
> > tourist and said, "That
> >  > was brilliant. What was it?"
> >  >
> >  > To which he replied, "Foursprung Duck Technique."
> >
>
>
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