Some Haikus for 80q and S6 owners

[Richard Beels]

My Audi does not light.
The buttons?  They do not work.
Who let the smoke out?

Quattro rules the road.
Other cars don't stand a chance.
Tors*n is the key

Locker? No Tors*n.
Sideways at a quicker pace?
Look out for the bite.

Rallying is fun.
Twisty: gravel, snow and ice.
Mouton is the queen.

Poseurs in the 'bimm.
Wait until the rotary.
Quattro rules the road!


Cheers!