Some Haikus for 80q and S6 owners

[Mark W. Byrum, Jr.]

Audi Quattro Haiku

Audi Quattro . . . good
Advance through technology
Until it breaks . . . bad



"Darringer, Chris" wrote:

> I started learning about Haikus (http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/), and I
> thought I would try to write a couple on a subject that offers me a lot of
> "inspiration".  Maybe this first attempt will encourage listers to pick up a
> pen (instead of a bat) when "the going gets tough".
>
> Chris
> '90 80q
>
> ---------------------
> '90 80 quattro Haikus
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>
> In the fuel pumps cry
> No sign can fortell
> When are you going to die?
>
> ---
>
> DOT headlights are on
> Insects are repelled by you
> You really do suck.
>
> ---
>
> Turn the key - nothing...
> A wolf howels in the distance
> Where the hell am I?
>
> ---
>
> Heater core waiting
> Cheap plastic, creaking, cracking
> Your time will come soon.
>
> ---
>
> Stranded on train tracks
> You guys have no idea
> It was so funny.
>
> ---
>
> It took 4 hours
> To replace the air filter
> I am incompetent.
>
> ---
>
> Broken trim piece
> 75 bucks for plastic?
> "Made in Germany"
>
> ---
>
> Sometimes they work, blink!
> Flicker!  Most times they don't.
> Interior lights.
>
> ---
>
> 136 horsepower
> An S4 blows past me
> Am I even moving?
>
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> '95 S6 Haikus
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>
> S6 flexible lines
> Spew gas everywhere
> This is the third time
>
> ---
>
> 6 bucks for fuel lines?
> Somebody pinched me -
> I was dreaming.
>
> ---
>
> 600 bucks for fuel lines?
> Thank you Audi -
> What a great deal.
>
> ---
>
> Driveshaft shakes violently.
> 2000 dollars?
> Hello, fourth mortgage.