Some Haikus for 80q and S6 owners

[Darringer, Chris]

I started learning about Haikus (http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/), and I
thought I would try to write a couple on a subject that offers me a lot of
"inspiration".  Maybe this first attempt will encourage listers to pick up a
pen (instead of a bat) when "the going gets tough".

Chris
'90 80q

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'90 80 quattro Haikus
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In the fuel pumps cry
No sign can fortell
When are you going to die?

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DOT headlights are on
Insects are repelled by you
You really do suck.

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Turn the key - nothing...
A wolf howels in the distance
Where the hell am I?

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Heater core waiting
Cheap plastic, creaking, cracking
Your time will come soon.

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Stranded on train tracks
You guys have no idea
It was so funny.

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It took 4 hours
To replace the air filter
I am incompetent.

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Broken trim piece
75 bucks for plastic?
"Made in Germany"

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Sometimes they work, blink!
Flicker!  Most times they don't.
Interior lights.

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136 horsepower
An S4 blows past me
Am I even moving?


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'95 S6 Haikus
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S6 flexible lines
Spew gas everywhere
This is the third time

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6 bucks for fuel lines?
Somebody pinched me -
I was dreaming.

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600 bucks for fuel lines?
Thank you Audi -
What a great deal.

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Driveshaft shakes violently.
2000 dollars?
Hello, fourth mortgage.