speeding tickets... NAC

[Beatty, Robert]

>           SPEEDING TICKETS
>
>
>           GOOD:
>           A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
> 		speeders, but wasn't getting
>           many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year-old
> 		boy was standing by the
>           road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP
> 		AHEAD." The officer
>           then found a young accomplice down the road with a
> 		sign reading "TIPS" and a
>           bucket full of change. (And we use to just sell
> 		lemonade.)
>
>
>           BETTER:
>           A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
>		through an automated
>           radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
> 		cute, he sent the police
>           department a picture of $40. The police responded
> 		with another mailed photo
>           of Handcuffs.
>
>
>           BEST:
>           A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
> 		motorcycle officer
>           walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
> 		book, she said, "I bet
>           you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway
> 		Patrolmen's Ball" He
>           replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls," There
> 		was a moment of silence
>           while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
> 		said. He then closed his
>           book, got back on his motorcycle and left...... She
> 		was laughing too hard to
>           start her car for several minutes.