Blonde joke, very L.A.C.

[Mike Arman]

Yeah, I know this isn't the proper venue for this, but it does involve
automobiles, so if you'll just let me make the stretch a little, it is a
cute joke, and can even be told in polite company.


Blonde sweet thing's car gets somewhat dinged up by a hailstorm, looks
pretty bad, lots and lots of dents all over the outside of the car.

She takes it to a body shop, and the repairman decides to have a little fun
at her expense.

"The way you get these dents out of your car is you take a towel, put it on
the ground, and blow real hard on the tailpipe. All the dents will just pop
right out."

She goes home, takes a towel to kneel on and blows mightily. And blows. And
blows.

After a short time, she isn't blowing any more - she's gasping for breath,
and all the dents are still there.

Her roommate (also blonde) wanders out and asks her what is going on.

(Tearfully) "Well, the bodyman said I could make the dents pop out by
blowing real hard on the tailpipe. Except it isn't working."

Roommate looks over the situation and says disdainfully "Well, duuuhh, of
course it didn't work, you'll have to roll up the windows first, silly!"



Audi content? Would you believe me if I told you it was a type 44 and the
child safety lockout switch was bad so the rear windows *wouldn't* roll up?
(I told you this would be a stretch for Audi content!)


Best Regards,

Mike Arman