Haynes v. Bentley v. Rossi...

[rob hod]

    Well the Haynes people are from way-out Somerset UK. Maybe you just need
to be a bit more 'street'. They just assume that you know to remove the
grapple grommet using some 'bling' or if that fails maybe you can hit it
with some 'bada bing , bada boom'

    ;)


rob
>
> Message: 12
> From: "Livolsi, Stephane" <Stephane.Livolsi at investorsgroup.com>
> To: Audi Quattro List <quattro at audifans.com>
> Subject: RE: Haynes v. Bentley v. Rossi...
> Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 12:41:57 -0600
>
> I find the Haynes to be much too simple minded.  Instructions like:
>
> Remove the grapple grommet.
>
> Gee thanks.  I can see that I have to remove the grapple grommet to get to
> the frimm framm.  It would be nice if they would tell you how exactly the
> #$%^& you are supposed to remove a grapple grommet when there is no access
> for any tools or room to apply torque.  I have considered writing a
'better'
> manual with much more explicit instructions, such as:
>
> "To get at the frimm framm, the grapple grommet has to come off first.
You
> will note that there is no way in hell that a human will be able to do
this.
> However, unless you have access to a 16 jointed Martian midget, we have
> found that you can remove the grapple grommet by ...blah blah blah.
>
> You get the point.