I love my mac (was SPAM)

[Benjamin Kaupp]

Yeah... It's kind of fun watching all of you trying to get rid of your
SPAM. My G4 Titanium has this great little program (and very creatively
named, to boot) called Mail that I use for all my email. It sends my
quattro stuff to one folder, my Imperial stuff to another, checks four
email address total, and learns what is junk mail and sends that to a
folder, too! Oh yeah, and the computer hasn't crashed since I bought it
eight months ago.

Mandatory Audi Content (MAC): So, on networks, its name is PortaQuattro
(get it!... G4.... Quattro... Aah I crack myself up. I'll go away now,
I promise)

-Ben Kaupp
-'87 4kcsq (I got visitation last weekend... It handles like a '74 droF
LTD!)
and a bunch of other cars that leak an assortment of fluids