Cell phone rules?

[Mike Arman]

>Cell phone rules?
>
>
>"Sounds like a Tickle me Elmo cell phone user."
>-Scott by BOSTON



> > thought touching the phone was allowed, holding
> > isn't


"Gentlemen of the jury, it is obvious that my client only touched the cell 
phone, and at no time did he actually hold it in his hand or caress it, and 
I can positively say he never had sex with that cell phone . . . "


Whoever wrote the original, legal specification for cell phone dating, er 
cell phone use, must have been a bureaucratic micro-manager pervert who 
desperately NEEDS to answer all the organ enlargement spam he's getting.


Just hang up and drive, dammit.


Best Regards,

Mike Arman