Tailgaters

[Benjamin Weste Pearre]

First, let me say that when I lived in California I was one of the 3
people in the state who actually acknowledged the law that when there
are 5 cars behind you waiting to pass, you must pull over to let them
do so (not that that happened very often, I drive fast, I'm a real
man, yadda yadda yadda).  No, I don't hold up traffic, but if I'm
driving in the passing lane (or the only lane) 2 seconds behind the
guy in front of me, and someone behind me is trying to check out my
arse because 2 seconds looks like a whole lot of space to him, I don't
pull over (I see the point of "let him by so he doesn't hurt me" but I
also realise that someone will have to deal with him, and it may as
well be someone single ;)