Update: Bushing in crank...AND Wife Dynamics...

JShadzi at aol.com JShadzi at aol.com
Thu Jun 19 12:43:35 EDT 2003


Ha, tha's funny about your wife!  Ya, like this conversation with mine:

Javad's Wife: So... what are we doing this weekend?

[Javad's mind: Ok, this is a loaded question...carefull..carefull...]

Javad: I don't know...what do you want to do?....

Javad's Wife: I don't mind, what do you think?

[Javad's mind: Sweet!  She wants to know what I want to do??!]

Javad: Well....I was thinking about working on the car a little...

Javad's Wife: WHAT!!  You said it would be done last weekend!

[Javad's mind:  Oh Sh*t! I knew that whole "I don't mind" line was a front!! How do I break it to her that it will NEVER BE DONE!!]

Javad: Uhh, ya, but it took a little longer than I though, it will be done this weekend...[Enter Huge Grin]...I promise...how bout I take you to the mall Sunday afternoon??  [wink...wink..]

Javad's Wife:  Ok, sounds good, as long as your car will be done this weekend...OK?

[End Scene, Javad puts arm around wife and they turn from the camera and begin to walk away, pan back reveals his fingers behind his back crossed]

'Nother Day in married land boys!

Javad
80tq -(hint, NEVER FINISHED!!!]

>
>This was one of the things I call: "one-hour-bolt"
>It's just one thing (a nut, a bolt, a bushing, etc.) but takes an unreasonable
>time to do it, and even longer to explain to the wife. "... you said that you
>just needed to remove one bolt, and that was more than an hour ago!?!"
>
>Cheers,
>
>Carlos.
>
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