Update: Bushing in crank...AND Wife Dynamics...
JShadzi at aol.com
JShadzi at aol.com
Thu Jun 19 12:43:35 EDT 2003
Ha, tha's funny about your wife! Ya, like this conversation with mine:
Javad's Wife: So... what are we doing this weekend?
[Javad's mind: Ok, this is a loaded question...carefull..carefull...]
Javad: I don't know...what do you want to do?....
Javad's Wife: I don't mind, what do you think?
[Javad's mind: Sweet! She wants to know what I want to do??!]
Javad: Well....I was thinking about working on the car a little...
Javad's Wife: WHAT!! You said it would be done last weekend!
[Javad's mind: Oh Sh*t! I knew that whole "I don't mind" line was a front!! How do I break it to her that it will NEVER BE DONE!!]
Javad: Uhh, ya, but it took a little longer than I though, it will be done this weekend...[Enter Huge Grin]...I promise...how bout I take you to the mall Sunday afternoon?? [wink...wink..]
Javad's Wife: Ok, sounds good, as long as your car will be done this weekend...OK?
[End Scene, Javad puts arm around wife and they turn from the camera and begin to walk away, pan back reveals his fingers behind his back crossed]
'Nother Day in married land boys!
Javad
80tq -(hint, NEVER FINISHED!!!]
>
>This was one of the things I call: "one-hour-bolt"
>It's just one thing (a nut, a bolt, a bushing, etc.) but takes an unreasonable
>time to do it, and even longer to explain to the wife. "... you said that you
>just needed to remove one bolt, and that was more than an hour ago!?!"
>
>Cheers,
>
>Carlos.
>
>
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