We've been right all along - if you're married

[Adam A. Luy]

My experience is that if you are married, owning an Audi decreases those
numbers. Being greasy most of the time, and being more interested in my
car's performance than my wife's (according to wife), can lead to periodic
bedroom shunning!

My $.02,

-Adam

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-----Original Message-----
From: quattro-bounces at audifans.com [mailto:quattro-bounces at audifans.com] On
Behalf Of Lee Levitt
Sent: Monday, May 03, 2004 9:33 AM
To: quattro at audifans.com; '* S List'
Subject: RE: We've been right all along

Mike Arman writes:
> 
> News article.
> 
> We get almost all of the advantages with none of the bad image.
> 
> I always knew there were good reasons to drive an Audi.
> 
> 
> 
> >Winning sex drive
> >May 3, 2004
> >
> >BMW drivers have more sex than any other car owners and are much more 
> >active than Porsche drivers, a car magazine has found.
> >
> >Success ... owning a BMW is the key to winning with the ladies.
> >The German magazine Men's Car found male BMW drivers said they had 
> >sex on average 2.2 times a week while Porsche drivers had sex 1.4 
> >times a week.

So BMW drivers lie about that too!

> >Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) 
> >and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of non-German cars were also behind BMW: 
> >Italian >cars (2), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and 
> >Korean cars (1.5).

Right. These are *reported* numbers rather than observed. A bit suspect.
When it comes to BMW drivers and *driving* we know they talk about it much
more than they do it. Why should sex be any different :)

Here's my interpretation of this research (and I used to do this
professionally):

The real stats:

Audi (3.2) (We're always understating our performance...and working hard to
improve it) VW (2.2) (except for the neuBeetle) VW (.4) (newBeetle) Mini
(1.0) (too busy driving) Corvette (0.0) (worried about size of equipment)
BMW (.5) (paid for) BMW (.2) (with willing unpaid participant)

And so on. :)

Lee
'95.5 S6 avant (Bilstein/Eibach/Euros/HID/BIRA S3)
'96 A6 quattro avant (Euros)
 

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