Audi's alien technology!

ben bwpearre at alumni.princeton.edu
Fri Sep 17 16:32:56 EDT 2004


Wow!  I had no idea Audis used Vorlon organic healing technology as
early as 1990!

For a while, one of the dashboard lights that illuminated the
speedometer didn't work.  At some point, the other one behind the
speedometer failed, so I had to judge speed by memorising useful
positions on the tach.  But good ol' Vorlon tech to the rescue: as of
a year ago one of the lights works again.  The other one ought to heal
any month now.

For a while, my AC didn't work.  It was acting for all the world as if
the coolant had leaked out and it couldn't hold pressure.  I didn't
even feel power drain when I turned the AC on.  Guess what?  Now it
works again, good as new.

Kudos to Audi for employing advanced alien technology on their fine
automobiles.

I sure hope my roofliner repairs itself soon...

-- 
Ben Pearre     1990 200TQA "Hyatt"        http://hebb.mit.edu/~ben


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