Audi's alien technology!
ben
bwpearre at alumni.princeton.edu
Fri Sep 17 16:32:56 EDT 2004
Wow! I had no idea Audis used Vorlon organic healing technology as
early as 1990!
For a while, one of the dashboard lights that illuminated the
speedometer didn't work. At some point, the other one behind the
speedometer failed, so I had to judge speed by memorising useful
positions on the tach. But good ol' Vorlon tech to the rescue: as of
a year ago one of the lights works again. The other one ought to heal
any month now.
For a while, my AC didn't work. It was acting for all the world as if
the coolant had leaked out and it couldn't hold pressure. I didn't
even feel power drain when I turned the AC on. Guess what? Now it
works again, good as new.
Kudos to Audi for employing advanced alien technology on their fine
automobiles.
I sure hope my roofliner repairs itself soon...
--
Ben Pearre 1990 200TQA "Hyatt" http://hebb.mit.edu/~ben
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