Team Door Handle...again

[John Cassidy]

<<The secret to keeping the doorhandles on 1980s Audis was lubrication
of all the working mechanisms.  Have you lubed your newer car latching
devices and handles/locks?  I've been doing a biannual lubing, even on
the 1990s and 2002, to keep them functioning.>>

 

Could you imagine pulling into Team Monkey Lads LOF and asking them to
"lube my door handles".  It would be worth doing just to see the look on
their faces!