It's me again, Margaret. --- NAC

[donohue]

If anyone is interested (NAC) I'm a crminal defense attorney out here in far 
Western Mass.  Stories (without names of parties) are fascinating.  Anybody 
who is an inhabitent of our general are should be interested...all other 
should probably look to the Fox Network or someone else for details.  Good 
hunting.  Tom

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Mike Arman" <Armanmik at earthlink.net>
To: <quattro at audifans.com>
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 7:54 PM
Subject: RE: It's me again, Margaret. --- NAC


>
>
> Dear Bride was a public defender for a while - if you don't have money to 
> afford a lawyer, the court
> will appoint one for you.
>
> She'd often come home shaking her head at the sheer brilliance of her 
> unhappy clients.
>
>
> Idiot #1 snatches a purse, runs into a dark city park - 15 seconds later 
> he's in handcuffs.
>
> "How'd you catch me so fast? It's dark, you shunta bin able to see me!"
>
> Idiot was wearing a pair of the sneakers that had LEDs that flashed red 
> with every step he took.
>
> Can't help ya, son, y'all are goin' down . . .
>
>
>
> Idiot #2 was considerably nastier. He conspired to rob a fast food joint 
> with the help of some of
> his equally intelligent buddies, and someone died . . . serious stuff.
>
> "Well I wore a mask, no one should have been able to recognize me." (five 
> more years)
>
> "We had cell phones for a lookout." (five more years)
>
> "Well I borrowed the gun, it wasn't actually mine." (ten more years)
>
> "Yeah, I did it, but I didn't mean to hurt nobody." (confession)
>
> We get to support this slimeball for the rest of his life - but he's off 
> the streets and is going to
> stay that way permanently.
>
>
>
> Now she's in private practice, which means she gets paid directly by the 
> client (sometimes).
>
> Idiot #3 gets into an accident, flees the scene of accident with injuries 
> (fortunately not serious).
> Promptly arrested, convinces his brother to stake the brother's house in 
> lieu of $25K bail.
>
> Idiot now flees the country, vanishes, leaving his wife, his two kids, and 
> the brother with his
> house at risk (idiot jumped bail), and the bondsman is suing the brother 
> for the $25K threatening to
> take the house.
>
> Except the house is in BOTH names, and the bondsman didn't bother to find 
> that out - and it takes
> BOTH people on the title to encumber the property, the bondsman only got 
> one signature.
>
> Seems there are morons on both sides in this one . . .
>
>
>
> And sometimes she does things that make me just insanely proud of her.
>
> Guy is sent to state prison sentenced to 15 years for allegedly exposing 
> himself to his
> girl-friend's 14 year old daughter.
>
> Unskilled, illiterate, ethnic minority, he's got very, very little going 
> for him, and he'll have
> even less when he (eventually) gets out. Plus a prison record as a sexual 
> offender. (Maybe he should
> run for congress?)
>
> After some investigation, it turns out the girlfriend and her daughter set 
> him up - GF was going to
> get even with him for breaking up with her, and they boasted about it - 
> "got that (blank) real good!!!"
>
> Resolution - he's out, they're in, for how long I don't know but it 
> probably isn't long enough.
>
>
>
> I do tell her not to worry, her business is very, very secure, if these 
> clowns had any brains, no
> one would need her and she might have to work for a living. Einstein said 
> the two most common
> elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. I don't know about 
> the hydrogen, but he was
> dead on about the stupidity.
>
> Best Regards,
>
> Mike Arman
> 90 V8Q
>
>
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