Gender

[George]

I used to tell my wife that I kept the Jag in lieu of keeping a mistress.
The symptoms were similar.  She would screw me about once a week and if I
didn't gaze under her bonnet often she would definitely throw a difficult to
understand pout.  And, to round it off, I hid the maintenance costs from my
wife. That was back in the seventies when Jags were notoriously
infrastructure challenged.  After all, the Brits drink warm beer because
they have Lucas refrigerators....

Both my Audis are lovable Nazi bitches.........

George Sidman