[s-cars] 20k civics

[Dave Burig]

I have a nephew (through marriage) that showed up at a family event this
past Sunday with his cheesed-out Integra, complete with the light-up air
stem caps on the tires, and the hottest little piece of 18 year old tail
that I have ever seen (complete with the thong peaking out above the
ridiculously low-cut jeans...but that's another website).
Felt a little better after (while he was bragging about how fast it
was)offering to race him for pink slips.  Nephew accepted challenge, then
his dad stepped up in front of family AND aforementioned piece of ass, and
announced that it was HIS car, not the kid's, and he was not interested in
losing title to his brother-in-law.
Nephew (and his piece) then left in a huff, and I was vilified (by the women
present) for chasing nephew away, and by men present for chasing Tiffany or
Brittany or whateverthefuckhernamewas away. I CAN'T WIN!

Dave "I really want one of those bass-tubes that looks like a nitrous
bottle" Burig
93 S4, 6 speed, EM and "mystery chip" (cause I haven't looked at it yet)


-----Original Message-----
From: s-car-list-admin at audifans.com
[mailto:s-car-list-admin at audifans.com]On Behalf Of Daniel Hussey
Sent: Wednesday, August 14, 2002 1:11 AM
To: lee at wheelman.com; Pollock, Thomas; MILAMBERB at aol.com;
s-car-list at audifans.com
Subject: Re: [s-cars] 20k civics


Lee,

I can honestly say, as another wagon owner...  Nope!  No winks from the
young ladies in this one.  Although I have to say... I've seen a few S6
Avants around the Seattle area and all are driven by REALLY HOT soccer moms
in thier early 30's!  Hey, maybe I'm on to something here???

I also must confess...  I don't see what these girls see in these cheesballs
in thier lowered Civics?  Why are they interested in a guy who works at the
cell phone booth at the mall and spends all of what VERY LITTLE he makes on
his shitty car.  But, then again, it's like High School...  whoever can
figure out what they want needs to win the Nobel Prize.  I give up.

Are we still talking about cars?   Ah, who cares.

Later,
Dan
'95 S6 Avant (Europa blue/ecru) ... "chick magnet"
Seattle, WA

----- Original Message -----
From: "Lee Levitt" <lee at wheelman.com>
To: "Pollock, Thomas" <Thomas.Pollock at hp.com>; "Daniel Hussey"
<dan at s-cars.org>; <MILAMBERB at aol.com>; <s-car-list at audifans.com>
Sent: Monday, August 12, 2002 9:04 AM
Subject: RE: [s-cars] 20k civics


> Tom writes:
> >
> > Was sitting out in the local grocery parking lot waiting for the
> > wife on Sat when this young kid pulls in next to me. You guessed
> > it, bright red honda civic slammed to the ground with what looks
> > like a set of stairs for rear wing. I'm holding back REAL hard.
> > He's just finishing up his burger and fries when three very
> > attractive young ladies pulls up and the driver yells over, "hey
> > I like what you did to your car !".  I'm freakin...  I have all
> > these scenarios running through my head.
> > 1)They know this guy. 2)Their busting his balls. 3)They really
> > like it ?  About two minutes later another attractive adult women
> > slows to take a long look at this piece of crap and actually
> > gives the kid the "thumbs up"...  WTF ?  Feeling like I was in
> > the twilight zone I quickly moved to a different parking spot...
>
> Hmm. This never happens to me when I'm sitting in a parking lot in my Audi

> Station Wagon.
>
> Weird.
>
> Maybe they don't notice the Porche brake calipers, the stained steel brake
> hoses, or the Relaxo bucket seats. I'm sure they don't know about the
> Smarmco Interstellar hoses, the Eyeback springiethingies or the MilSpec
> shocks.
>
> Cos if they did, they'd be all over my middle aged ass, huh? :)
>
> Think I'll get one of these and get it powdercoated to match my Smarmco
> hoses (robin's egg blue)
>
>
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1849141771&r=0
> &t=0
>
> How would that look on my Station Wagon?
>
> :)
>
> Lee
>
>
>

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