[s-cars] RE: NE Regional //S Fest '02... last call

[Paul Krasusky]

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WEEeeeeeeeeeeell, Bill, I'll answer your very complex and intelligible
questions within text below:

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From: wmahoney at disk.com

1.  Do I need to bring any tools?

<<<Nope.  Bob R. will forego bringing his gorgeous //S car in lieu of
driving his oh so beloved Snap On truck.>>>

2.  Will there be enough brew available?

<<<Hopefully!  Especially seeing as most of you poor suckers have to drive
home!  Do'ah!>>>

3.  What do you wear?  Speedo, Hawaiian shirt, alligator sandals?

<<<Nothing Bill.  This is a nudist event.  Unless you want to JUST wear a
commemorative Hap-hawaiian.>>>

4.  Is it too late to invite the Brazillian womens soccer team?

<<<Yes, too late, seeing as I already have.  They sent their regrets.  Did I
mention though that the wondrous and infamous Electric Blue is 1.9 miles
driveway to driveway from my place?  But who's counting?>>>

5.  Will there be lifeguards at the pool?

<<<Yes.  Other drunken //S car owners and the like.  I hold no liability in
the matter and will retain Taka "Cochran" Mizutani as my counsel for
defense.>>>

6.. Will there be a deck around the pool?

<<<If I crack the whip on my slaves hard enough today and tomorrow.
Remember my wife's edict:  no deck no party.>>>

7.  Will there be some sort of "life of the party" award?

<<<Do I really need to answer this question?  It's an unfair contest, seeing
as you've already received all the nominations.>>>

8.  Should there be a special section set aside for the CO "S" Car mafia?

<<<Yes, indeed.  In Colorado.  We'll feed them in live via satellite.>>>

9.  Will Bob Pastore show up with a car  soo far beyond rs2, that it walks
and runs on water?

<<<No, but Mike Pedersen will, in a car soo far beyond rs2 that it renders
both him and the car invisible.>>>

10.  Is this just some elaborate scheme by Paul to show the neighborhood
"Yeah, see I gots friends!"?

<<<Definitely.  They're growing tired of the constant "biker orgies" I
continually host.>>>

11.  And finally, is this event big enough to have personal interviewswith
CNN's Daryn Kagan?

<<<Absolutely.  But Daryn will be a guy.  I've got one purported German Car
photographer (don't ask) alleged to be coming, and emailed Brian Potter of
Germancarfans.com regarding the event.  But they won't look as good in a
thong bikini.>>>

-Paulie Host Beoch