[s-cars] Horse and Chicken Part II
Bill Mahoney
wmahoney at disk.com
Mon Jul 1 17:59:43 EDT 2002
Soooo, the very next day the horse falls into the mud hole ..yada yada
yada... can't get out. Again. Dumb, very dumb horse. Chicken says;
"wait here, I'll be right back!"
This time the only rescue vehicle was in far away Minnesota.
Chicken crosses the road ....to hitch a ride to MN. As it happens first
vehicle that goes by is Hugh Hefners Airstream motor home. All the
toys; hot tub, DVD player, everything. Several bunnies on board take a
liking to the chicken and escort him to the back of the motor home for
some personal pampering that only bunnies can render.
Three hours later the chicken, dazed and confused but with silly grin,
staggers back to front of the motor home where several Catherine Zeta
Jones look alikes wait on him hand and foot. Silk jammies, quilted
satin smoking jacket, slippers, steak dinner, followed by Cuban cigars
and a cognac... You get the picture.
In no time they're at Mall of America & the chicken feels happier than
he's ever been in his life :~)
Moral of the story -
minneapolis; it's a journey not a destination.
S-Car Nationals: Be there. Cause you never know!
Bill m - literary giant = : O
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