[s-cars] NAC... but funny.

[Joseph Pizzimenti]

Oh, you read the Post this morning, too?  If so, you
missed the other, better joke, IMO.

A Texan goes up to a Harvard graduate in a bar and
says, "Where are ya from?"
"Good sir, I am from a place where we do not end our
sentences in propositions."
"All right.  Where are ya from, jackass?"

-Joe "hoping Jimmy ain't watching with a shotgun in
his lap" Pizzo
--- Mark Strangways <strangconst at rogers.com> wrote:
> "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods
> when one of them falls
> to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his
> eyes are rolled back in
> his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and
> calls the emergency
> services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is
> dead! What can I do?"
>
> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just
> take it easy. I can help.
> First, let's make sure he's dead."
>
> There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's
> voice comes back on the
> line. He says: "OK, now what?"
>
> ....
>
> Not to disrespect any NJ residents, I don't need to
> visit Hoffa's resting
> place.
>
> Mark , still chuckling, S
>
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