[s-cars] NAC... but funny.

[Bjørn Ødegård]

LOL!!
How 'bout this?
(a bit on the side..)
Sorry for the WOB..

A middle-aged couple sat arguing in their car.
They were getting more and more angry, and at the end, the bi.. -sorry,
the woman got so mad that she took out a knife, bent over, cut of the
man's penis and threw it out of the window.

There was a big thump on the windshield of the following car, (An Audi..
See? Audi Content!) where a daddy was traveling with his 10 year old
daughter.

What was that?! The daughter asked.

Not wanting to get his little precious into such things just yet, the
father ran the wipers to get rid of the remains and replied:
Er.. Um.. It was a bug!

The little daughter sat wondering for a few seconds, and then bursted
out with a smile:

It certainly had a big dick!!


Bjorn  :o)
'92 S4

----- Original Message -----
From: "Joseph Pizzimenti" <pizzoman at yahoo.com>
To: "Mark Strangways" <strangconst at rogers.com>;
<s-car-list at audifans.com>
Sent: Friday, October 04, 2002 9:20 PM
Subject: Re: [s-cars] NAC... but funny.


> Oh, you read the Post this morning, too?  If so, you
> missed the other, better joke, IMO.
>
> A Texan goes up to a Harvard graduate in a bar and
> says, "Where are ya from?"
> "Good sir, I am from a place where we do not end our
> sentences in propositions."
> "All right.  Where are ya from, jackass?"
>
> -Joe "hoping Jimmy ain't watching with a shotgun in
> his lap" Pizzo
>