[s-cars] fwd: AP Newswire

[Bjørn Ødegård]

Lol! Good one, Ronally! ;o))
Wish I was there!

Bjorn  :o)
'92 S4 firmly planted in Norway

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Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2003 4:13 AM
Subject: [s-cars] fwd: AP Newswire


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> [ Picked text/plain from multipart/alternative ]
> AP News Flash:  Lexington OH
>   There are confirmed reports of New York s-car mafia attempting a
hostile
> takeover of a local kart track in the Lexington area.  Sources close
to the
> investigation allege that a eye-talian accented man accosted the local
summer
> workers at "Bucks", a summer karting and batting cage facility close
to the
> Legendary Mid-Ohio Sports Car Complex.  No injuries were reported, but
the
> confrontation caused the kart track to interrupt service for several
minutes.
>
> Witnesses to the incident indicated that the infamous Joe "Pizzo"
Pizzo of
> the Lower NY S-car mafia was seen driving the mini-me indy karts in a
reckless
> and agressive manner.  Several of the other drivers were forced
off-track by
> the I-talian.  When members of track security recognized the offender,
he was
> evicted from the course.  Pizzo became irate with the young nascar
adorned lads,
> accusing them of descrimination against non local I-talian immigrants.
More
> security (the old lady running the concession) confronted Pizzo during
his
> unauthorized tresspass in the staging area.  Several witnesses saw
I-talian type
> gestures from the man in question, and he was escorted to a more
secure area,
> where it is rumored he successfully haggled for 3 extra dollars refund
monies.
>
> The local constables were not called, as the local Lexington hangout
> management feared an S-car mafioso retaliation, recalling a steering
incident in Troy
> Michigan as an example.  The County Sherriff was not immediately
available for
> comment (he was singing at the Kareoke bar), but a deputy spokesman
> commented, "We've heard of the Pizzo family and his band of audi
driving hooligans from
> the east.  We have alerted the G11-RICO boys, but since their closest
office
> is Toledo, I'm sure by the time they get here, the I-talian band will
have
> headed back east.  We urge all families to refrain from antagonizing
the Pizzo
> gang during their stay in the area."
>
> There were many unconfirmed rumors that Lexington was to be the
battleground
> for the S-car mafioso faction war from the east, headed by Pizzo, and
the more
> heavily uncorrected dyno armed Colorado mafia, headed by Frank "the
Don"
> Amorosso.  The Denver region G12 distilled this rumor to be altitudely
untrue, as
> the "Don" was seen resting comfortably at his O1E residence near
Boulder CO.
> Further evidence of this was seen as his big block numbers men, Hap
> "Hapersize" McGuire and Mike "correction factor" Pederson planning a
tether to the
> mustang of Scott "Torsen Boy" Justusson, the Chicago faction leader of
this
> hooligan audi group.  Interestingly, "Torsen Boy" was seen with
"Pizzo" several times
> in Lexington during the weekend, including during the incident in
question.
> This leads several insiders to believe the Chicago band has joined
forces with
> the NY contigent to add real wheel torque force to the growing
Colorado
> region toulene sea level threat.
>
> Several network trucks were dispatched to Lexington, but by Monday all
they
> could film was the aftermath of Pizzo's destructive efforts.  "See how
he bent
> this rail?" said the pimply faced lad who first confronted Pizzo.  The
locals
> applaud his heroism, but won't publicly recognize his efforts, due to
the
> recent rumors of Pizzo's expanding connection with the Scooby-do gang.
>
> In a separate incident, Bob "chim-chim" Dupree, the revered and feared
head
> of the Chicago "LT1Q" squad, was briefly detained in nearby Upper
Sandusky for
> possession of a bad five dollar bill.  He was questioned and released,
but the
> two incidents are now under intense local and national enforcement
scrutiny.
> A TSB has been issued for Pizzo, though no NTSB charges could be
recalled.
>
> Ronally Bendem
> Staff Reporter
>
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